Weebouche
A guy who is the horrible combination of a weeb and a douchebag.
Appearence: A fedora on his head, wearing an embarrassing anime t-shirt and/or anime character buttons on his jacket, if there is facial hair it will be unkempt, possibly a full neckbeard, grooming and bathing lacking. Often gestures when excited with a Vape pen in hand.
They always have a waifu which they will happily tell you all about. Often owning merchandise relating to said waifu, including at least one waifu pillow that is definitely not laundered as often as it should.
Typical lair is their mom's basement which will be plastered with pictures of anime girls, said anime girls appear to be pubescent at best. Good chance they also possess at least one anime related weapon/reproduction. Selfies often include their waifu pillow, bad lighting, and animu weapon.
They will not shut up about their favorite anime, their waifu. They are the expert and you need to just listen and learn. Insist upon being reffered to as either senpai or with the honorific sama. To this supremely arrogant anime addict all around him are his kouhai or, if a cute girl, soon to be part of his (non existent) harem.
The weebouche can also often belong to other sad, pathetic, loser tribes such as being an incel or a redpiller.
They often bear similarities to the Nice Guy and Fedora Guy.
Appearence: A fedora on his head, wearing an embarrassing anime t-shirt and/or anime character buttons on his jacket, if there is facial hair it will be unkempt, possibly a full neckbeard, grooming and bathing lacking. Often gestures when excited with a Vape pen in hand.
They always have a waifu which they will happily tell you all about. Often owning merchandise relating to said waifu, including at least one waifu pillow that is definitely not laundered as often as it should.
Typical lair is their mom's basement which will be plastered with pictures of anime girls, said anime girls appear to be pubescent at best. Good chance they also possess at least one anime related weapon/reproduction. Selfies often include their waifu pillow, bad lighting, and animu weapon.
They will not shut up about their favorite anime, their waifu. They are the expert and you need to just listen and learn. Insist upon being reffered to as either senpai or with the honorific sama. To this supremely arrogant anime addict all around him are his kouhai or, if a cute girl, soon to be part of his (non existent) harem.
The weebouche can also often belong to other sad, pathetic, loser tribes such as being an incel or a redpiller.
They often bear similarities to the Nice Guy and Fedora Guy.
The weebouche would not shut up as he tried to explain that the fact that his waifu who looks barely pubescent doesn't make him a pedo because she is actually a demigoddess who is over 500 years old.
Weebouche by WhiskeyTangoHappyHour June 1, 2019
