Weeble

A person who is too fucking drunk to stand up but yet unimaginably manages to stay on their feet unassisted. From "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down".
Jack is in Weeble mode and he thinks he's going to drive home. Fo sheezy.
by Roland819 December 06, 2006
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Friend. Hommie. A survivor in the game.

Originating from a Nor*Cal Bay Area saying in reference to the big quake.

"We may weeble, we may woble, but we don't fall down."
by sanmiguel November 10, 2003
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-noun
1. An term of endearment for someone who is struggling emotionally, but still functional. May be used self-referentially.

-verb
2. To express concern or emotional distress about something, often over which one has no real control. Somewhere in-between whining and venting.

Origin: "Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down," a slogan for an old Hasbro toy.
Noun:

"I had the crappiest day today and I don't know how tomorrow will be, but I made it through work without fleeing, screaming out into the street.
Aw. Good weeble. ::hug::
Yup. We wobble, but we don't fall down."

Verb:

"I'm sorry I've been so weebly at you lately.
Don't worry about it! I know you're going through a rough patch. Weeble at me as much as you need to."

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Definition (A.)

(A.1) A person who is weak or feeble, not limited to physical attributes but mental as well.

(A.2) Some one who fumbles simple tasks.

(A.3) An individual of pinner qualities; broke, haters etc.

Definition (B.)

(B.1) A term of endearment amongst niggas.

See: Film "Three Strikes" feat. E-40
"No, Im not going to the Yacht Club, its full of weebles."

"Dude, 448 again? Im not messin with that weeble anymore."
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1. A expression of feeling intense emotional weakness, usually expressed in IM Session
John: Hi dear, how are you?
Sue: I'm preggers
John: *Weeble*
by srilyk September 14, 2009
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the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair
i have weebles
by kevin October 01, 2003
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Hey do you want to smoke this weeble with me?
by Bruce shepherd January 16, 2006
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