wedgie

When your ass eats your underwear and/or pants, depending on how hungry it is.
Man, this wedgie is so far up my butt, I can taste the fabric.
by mecaro December 28, 2005
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wedgie

god that wedge hurt not as bad as an ass stinging hanging wedgie though
by Zelda March 27, 2005
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wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com
I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.
by Gordo April 25, 2005
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wedgie

Type of Bicycle ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. This type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following:
Wrist pain
Shoulder pain
Neck pain
Back pain
Saddle sores
The above problems are not present on a recumbent bicycle.

Also known as a Diamond-Frame (DF) bicycle, a UCI bike, an Upwrong or a Upright bike.
I saw a guy riding a wedgie.
by 'Bent Triker December 27, 2004
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wedgie

The little wedge-shaped things you collect to win a game of Trivial Pursuit.
Let's go for the brown wedgie first, I'm better at that category.
by Jeff R. Allen December 28, 2005
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Wedgie

When someone pulls up either the front or back of your underwear or both
I made the mistake of telling my dom that I used to give myself wedgies when I would get horny and now he gives me wedgies when ever he wants to he loves giving me hanging ones and pulling me down a little every time he walks by till my panties rip. The other day when I was wearing just panties and a bra he came up and grabbed the front and back of my panties and picked me up by my underwear as I was squirming and yelping. My ass crack and pussy are now constantly sore I kind of enjoy it though it makes me horny but don’t tell my dom he will give me even more if he knows.
by Sluttygirl August 17, 2019
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Wedgie

A wedgie is a common prank among teenagers in which the victims underwear is pulled up their back and is wedged between their ass cheeks. Wedgies are normally performed by cool guys who wear boxers on uncool people who wear briefs or tighty whiteys.
There are many different kinds of wedgie. A wedgie from the front, thus squashing the testicles is known as a melvin. A mervin is a wedgie, usually performed by two people, from both sides. A north, south, east and west wedgie is a wedgie from all four sides. A wedgie in which the victim is left hanging from a high up object i.e a coat hook or fence, is called a hanging wedgie. A wedgie where the victims underwear is completely torn off is known as a ripper wedgie. A wedgie in which the attacker jumps up and down to make the underwear wedge harder is known as a sky high wedgie.A wedgie where the victim is dragged along the ground by their underwear is a dragging wedgie. A wedgie where the victim is wedgied and then spun around is a flying dutchman wedgie. A wedgie where a pole is placed through the leg holes of the victims underwear and spun around is a propeller wedgie. A wedgie where the band of the underwear is placed over the head is an atomic wedgie.
My friend apparently use to give me wedgies all the time because I wore tighty whiteys. I now know he was lying because even though we both wear boxers he still gives them to me. One time I was at his house and he went to the bathroom. I wasn't paying attention and before I know it he is in the room giving me a wedgie. This was even when I wore boxers. His mom asked what was going on and he said nothing. I was sleeping over in his house that night. We were playing truth or dare and I chose dare. He dared me to do whatever he said all night. I said I'd do it because if I didn't it was ten kicks in the balls. I didn't realize his parents were away all weekend. He said i had to let him do every kind of wedgie on me. I had to let him do it. He gave me an atomic wedgie so high it went under my chin. it was soooooooo painful. Then he gave me a hanging wedgie. He did it off the basketball hoop in his back yard and then he started throwing things at me. He made me go home the next day and get all my boxers so he could give me more. He gave me a ripper wedgie in my favorite pair (My white American Eagles). Then he gave me a propeller wedgie and a sky high wedgie. It was horrible. The most pain though was when he mixe three different wedgies. A hanging wedgie, an atomic wedgie and a melvin. He hung me off a coat hook with my boxers over the back of my head and my balls were absolutely killing me. He let me down after like two hours. Then h said he would only make me do one more. He made me strip down to my boxers and then gave me a hanging wedgie of a tree in his front yard so everyone could see. I got him back though because last time my parents were away I dared him to do everything I said and I gave him the same treatment but a million times worse!!!
by The dare revenger January 30, 2009
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