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Water

A erection's arch nemesis
Andrew and Jamie were naked and making out near the pool. Jamie's pussy was soaking wet and Andrew cock was rock-solid and 11 inches long. When Andrew stood up he accidentally fell in the pool. Then it happened. His testicles instantly shriveled up, his cock stung, and the water flushed out all the blood and filled his dick. When he got out, Jamie was laughing at the size of his dick. Instead of being as solid as rock, his dick was as soft as a blanket and instead of being 11 inches long, his cock was the size of a popcorn kernel. Jamie ran up to him and they kept making out. When they kissed, Andrew had something go into his mouth, While kissing, Andrew opened his eyes and looked at Jamie's sweater. There was a pack of VIAGRA in the pocket... and one was missing. Suddenly all the water in his cock started dripping out and his dick became warm again, his testicles slowly started drooping, and his cock instantly started stretching out again, eventually poking Jamie. As they laughed, they kept making out.
by Suki1234 January 24, 2018
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Water

If you don't know what water is, welcome to Earth!
Alien: "WTF is this thing called... Water?"
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Water

Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency. Also see, Hydroponic.
Take that shit down slow, it's the water.
by Zothip October 4, 2005
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waterful

Something filled with a fluid substance, such as water.
These grapes are waterful.
by Angela February 27, 2005
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watered

To be relaxed or chill. Comes from the term "watered down" which signifies a substnace which has been diluted.
"Why were you so excited yesterday?"
"What are you talking about, I think I was pretty watered"
by Reginald Williams April 25, 2006
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Water

Water is an extremely sort-after liquid for its acidic property's
Water is created when Shrek grabs a defenceless child and crushes their eyeballs into a juice
yo maan i supr furstee for sum water!
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Water

A solid that was too lazy to solid
Jimothy: Water?
Bobette: Water?!
Jimothy: Water!
Bobette: WATER!!!!!!
by The Space Cow February 24, 2022
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