1. Something i do four times a day.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.
When I'm all alone at home, I invite my friends and we wank together and mix our white liquid stuff.
by WANK EMPEROR August 29, 2003
Get the wankmug. 1) British slang referring to the act of masturbation
2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.
2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.
1) I'll bet you like to wank for hours on end to pictures of men's asses
2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank
2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank
by Geet4rist December 4, 2009
Get the Wankmug. 1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate
1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
by Ben August 11, 2003
Get the wankmug. "I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"
"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."
"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."
"Man, that's wank"
"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."
"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."
by Carolyn Pitt July 23, 2008
Get the wankmug. by Mad Whit September 14, 2003
Get the wankmug. by Carlos Jones February 19, 2008
Get the Wankmug. A computer worm which stands for:
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers
The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers
The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet
Your System Has Officially Been WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.
by Michin Crayon May 28, 2018
Get the WANKmug.