wank

(wank) n.1.A male of Connecticut descent who enjoys air duster, ketamine, molly, cocaine, and gambling. 2. Someone who routinely refers to members of the opposite sex as a "whore" or a "money grubbing whore".

Hey wank, put down that airduster and go to sleep.

by The Professa May 6, 2006

wank

Common slang for marijuana. Great code word to use around parents and teachers.

"Yo man, you tryna chill after class and get this wank in the tank?"

by Maine 18 December 9, 2008

wank

the same as cum, it is expelled when enjoying intercourse either with yo self or with another person..... it is a smelly, white, sticky subatance

i wanked on her tits

by ashley brooke May 11, 2004

wank

a word used when trying to explain your whereabouts to your parents

"Where are you Kevin?"
"Uh. wank. zlurp. kweep. roger's house. WAAAANK!"

by meepers September 5, 2008

wank

Anything good or positive. (Used as all types of parts of speech)

I just got a wank score on my test.
Her body is wank.
I want to wank tonight.
That wank car is fast.

by thewanksterofnooches December 14, 2009

wank

a word used when trying to explain your whereabouts to your parents

"Where are you Kevin?"
"Uh. Wank. zlurp. kweep. roger's house. WAAAANK!"

by meepers September 5, 2008

wank

hardcore fish

softcore dogs are wimps

by serial fish. July 17, 2003