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to volkswagen by cargobrrr November 3, 2021
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Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
my Volkswagen by swag sam December 21, 2023
The Volkswagen
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Volkswagenism
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Volkswagenism by \X/ November 14, 2010
Volksfagen
The correct name for volkswagen, since most (if not all) they're cars are for girls, and yet, guys not only drive them, but sadly think they're cool
Matt: Hey guys, look at the work I did to my Jetta :D
Everyone else: *cracks up and starts laughing*
Matt: What's so funny? :/
Joe: Dude, it's HOT Pink, gotta shopping cart Spoiler, and rainbow stickers everywhere, that's DEFINITLY a Volksfagen!
Matt: I'm not gay... ;_;
Nick: Sure you ain't, that Pink Jetta I saw at the Gay club was someone elses
*Everyone laughs*
Matt: WAH! You guys are so mean *gets in his VF, then crashes into another car as he tries to leave*
Everyone else: *cracks up and starts laughing*
Matt: What's so funny? :/
Joe: Dude, it's HOT Pink, gotta shopping cart Spoiler, and rainbow stickers everywhere, that's DEFINITLY a Volksfagen!
Matt: I'm not gay... ;_;
Nick: Sure you ain't, that Pink Jetta I saw at the Gay club was someone elses
*Everyone laughs*
Matt: WAH! You guys are so mean *gets in his VF, then crashes into another car as he tries to leave*
Volksfagen by Muscle King October 27, 2008