Volkswagen

Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.

John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.

by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022

GTI VOLKSWAGEN

A gti Volkswagen is commonly driven by fully hecktic wogs trying to chop jap cars or just any rich white girl cause there parents bought it for them.

Oi bro, did you see me fly past that silvia at the red light back there, gti Volkswagen are that quick aye

by Milfhunter47 April 2, 2019

Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.

I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.

by coleopter September 19, 2020

Volkswagen

A car brand that looks nice but has terrible reliability.

Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?

Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,

Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!

by ChampKing December 15, 2022

undercover volkswagen

Mathew mcconihay in dazed and confused driving around picking up high school girls

Stop being a creeper and trying to undercover Volkswagen these girls

by Timmyd April 26, 2017

my Volkswagen

My most prized car
(I don’t own a Volkswagen)

Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”

by swag sam December 21, 2023

Volkswagen Passat GTE

It's a Fucking Car

You're stupid if You Search This up on This Website.

Mary: What's a Volkswagen Passat GTE?
Johnson Johansson Johan Jonathan: It's a Car, Mary, It's a Fucking Car

by Anonymous swede from sweden July 20, 2023