vampooie

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

by hammbone February 13, 2005

vapor trail

The electronic equivalent of a "paper trail". In the old days, guys like Enron and MCI had to worry about leaving hard-copy memos and such laying around that could eventually be used against them. Now it's e-mails, text files, server databases and the like.

Enron's IT guys are trying furiously to erase the vapor trail.

by Madmann December 28, 2005

vajooter

a combination of vagina and cooter

peter violently rammed his veal into her vajooter

by ashley November 30, 2004

vapooried

To elevate one's status so that a homicide is widely considered to be an "assassination".

Abraham Lincoln's presidential election vapooried him.

by na992832 April 20, 2010

vapoony

When a female has a strange feeling that they are going to shit out of there vagina

After getting izwonked Shannon went to use the restroom notcing it was only a floop. After standing up she felt a vapoony

by bobby noxville July 26, 2010

vadoodoo

vadoodoo: A display of the asshole and vagina at a simultaneous moment.

Wow! I just saw Lindsay Lohan's vadoodoo when she got out of that car!

by albino squirrel June 29, 2009

Vagoomite

Vagoomite is a thick, yeasty paste created in the Land Down Under (the vagina), and should not be spread on bread under any circumstances.

Mother: "Do you want Vegemite on your toast?"
Son: "Vagoomite toast??? What the hell is wrong with you mum?"
Mother: "Just go to school you little asshole."

by n00berella June 10, 2013