Nick Valensi

The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.

Jenn and Nick Valensi had sex last ngiht.

by Jennifer April 14, 2004

Valenswine's Day

Valenswine's Day is February 13th and is for mistresses.
Just heard this today February 13, 2008.
Anybody else know anything??

Also, just a day for singles to lament being single.

This guy I know is seeing his fiancee on Valentine's Day, but asked me to "hang out" with him on Valenswine's Day.

They all got together the night before Valentine's Day and tried not to brood about being single.

by Tanya S. January 12, 2009

Vale

Ok -Spanish

"Voy a la tienda."

"Vale, pero vuelve a los tres"

by Johnathan Aldura May 30, 2009

Valesca

the best girl you will ever find. Has the best booty and boobs you have ever seen, and gives head like a champion. If something pisses her off she will be super offended but still loving and caring for all her friends and those she loves

Oh my god i am so in love with Valesca. She is perfection

by Vuiuh6ü June 2, 2018

vagesticle

A vagina with a testicle

I just found out Suzie has a fucking vagesticle when i tried to hit that i thought i had three nuts...

by Durndell November 6, 2007

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

Vajesus

our lord and savior, patron saint of theater and doing the nasty

Hey man did you remember to praise Vajesus today?

by meggsandbacon October 14, 2015