Vaelinzication

The realisation that violence isn't always the answer after a mosquito lands on your balls.

Someone is Vaelinzicated when facing this exact scenario.

"Tom has become a different man after being Vaelinzicated."

"Jerry's Vaelinzication has made things a lot easier."

by Paintdrier July 2, 2025

Vaseline girl

A girl invited to a party just for the vibe. Like alcohol is called a “social lubricant,” a vaseline girl is a vibe lubricant—someone who smooths out the atmosphere, makes things more lively, and adds social flavor. Not meant to be taken too seriously.

“Don’t get attached, she’s just a vaseline girl—they invited her for the vibes, not your love life.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”

by Andersbel August 16, 2025

Victor Vaseline

That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.

Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.

by Hello YAY May 9, 2010

vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips

Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!

by Morgasm Gillesbian July 4, 2016

Welsh Vaseline

Used when reffering to saliva or spit.

Welsh Vaseline. Spat out when you have a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Winter Vaseline

Vicks vaporub, a soothing, cooling lubricant.

Put some winter vaseline on those chapped bits.

by unholio February 6, 2026

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023