vaginate

v. To crawl back up into one's mother. To return to the uterus.

Jimmy decided to vaginate on me. Can't believe I didn't see it coming.

by jdolan February 3, 2005

The Vaccine

The Vaccine is the second drink created by a now retired mid western state trooper.

The drink was created when the retiree noticed all the Karen’s and haters forcing their views on others as far as COVID-19 went. The desire was to make a drink and name it “the vaccine“ so that freedom lovers could imbibe one and then honestly say to the one way market aisle sticker cops “I’ve had the Vaccine”. And just be mind fucking them. As a follow up F U, a card was created so that once the people imbibed, they could have their “vaccine card”.

The drink consists of 1 bottle of Moose Drool beer, 1 shot of Revel Stoke Peanut Butter Whiskey and 1 shot of

Once Sugar had drank “the vaccine” he was able to tell all the Covid Karen’s to go pound sand

by Sugar58 May 15, 2021

Vaccine Informed

Someone who believes themselves to be more intelligent then others, simply due to an over inflated sense of ego, narcissism or the desire to be part of a larger conspiracy. Occasionally born from a place of genuine care for their children, but ultimately risk lives needlessly.

"Did you hear about Karen? She's Vaccine Informed now. I'd watch her kids for signs of something, measles is going around. I can't have my baby get sick, she still hasn't recovered from her surgery."

by Sagicles May 7, 2019

vaticinate

To predict, foretell.

The vaticination of the end of the world was recorded by Nastradamus.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Vaccine Dilemma

To inoculate frontline workers and the vulnerable everywhere in the world first, or to vaccinate everybody in the developed world first before vaccinating those in the developing world.

On moral grounds, rich countries face a vaccine dilemma: should they let medical personnel from rogue or dictatorial nations like North Korea and Venezuela be jabbed first before their own people?

by MathPlus March 2, 2021

MMR Vaccine

The A harmless injection given to most infants to protect them from measles mumps and ruebella.

Some (braindead) people believe that this vaccine causes regressive autism in its patients. These people are mainly followers of the holistic medicine movement.

Coincidentally these people are also severely retarded/ the victim of a surprise icepick lobotomy/someone in a coma/madonna/5 times worse than your average paedophile.

So the next time someone espouses their homeopathic, generally incorrect and totally unscientifically founded views on this subject, you would be totally within your rights to paprecut the worlds "Dr wakeman was paid off to make these wild allegations by a firm specializing in beating the fuck out of any medical malpractice for financial gain" onto their chests.

Tanyarrrr: Did you know that the MMR vaccine causes regressive autism? That's why my little Oscar wasn't given it. And now he's absolutely perfect! Apart from that massive lump on his neck, but at least he hasn't got the dreaded autism.

Myself: *Places cup of coffee gently down on table... looks up... advances menacingly... cut to black... piercing scream heard in distance. *

by the_carpenter September 2, 2009

Vaginate

When a man acts like such a puss that his penis instantly turns into a vagina

Chris was such a pussy playing football that he vaginated on the spot

by darellhammer315 January 25, 2011