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Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo
A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
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The French Underside Childmaker

A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.
I just did The French Underside Childmaker to your mom!
by SirSnyder February 1, 2020
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Undertime slopper

An undertime slopper is the act of smearing feces on one's own testicles and then using said feces to masturbate furiously.
I heard that some people enjoy undertime sloppers; I might have to try it one day.
by DaylightEnjoyer27 December 17, 2022
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Dystopian Undertones

The male (or female, for that matter) testes.
Jill: Ugh, I hate waking up to goddamned dystopian undertones every morning.

Angela: I know! It's, like, the same with Mike, he totally needs to shave them at least.

Jill: Uhh... what are you talking about?

Angela: Well, you know, Mike's dystopian undertones, his balls? You?

Jill: Roommate watching Fox every gorram morning at 7am... Balls? What the hell?
by RedAlert25 July 22, 2009
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Undefined

Programming languages' way of screaming.
Computer: does what programmer does
Computer: undefined
Programmer: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข
by programmerista February 13, 2022
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Undernet

n,
The vast, insidious and unstable domain of the Internet home to the worst depravities and ideals of mankind. Hidden behind the vail of the "Polite Internet," the Undernet is host to the worst and most scarring images ever available to humanity, as well as opinions and ideas from individuals that minds have been cracked and malformed by visits to the Undernet. Self propagating, the Undernet is the fastest growing part of the Internet, and despite the best efforts of the government, grows unchecked. The best way to describe the Undernet is as "online urban blight" or "cyber-pestilence."
Mark: "Hey, check out this website"
Tom: "Okay...holy god in heaven why?"
Mark: "What, it is just German's peeing on babies while driving spikes through their penises?"
Tom: "Mark...you need a break from the Undernet"
by Jay Krank July 29, 2004
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Sexual undertone

Implied either visually or verbally the sexual undertone is an unspoken sexual tension brought on by the use of words that would cause arousal for both parties without completely obvious sexual connotation
Wow that parking spot is very "tight" I font ever think I'll be able to fit in there#sexual undertone
by Chechemakasla March 6, 2018
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