two faced

when a person acts a certain way in one place and acts different in another.

john is two faced because he will only talk to me when his friends are around.

by flower December 9, 2003

Two's day

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?

1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"

by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 26, 2019

Two Towered

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

two six

a 26 ounce or 750mL bottle of alcohol

i got a two six of vodka, its time to party

by mr happy January 5, 2004

two-six

A Canadian term for a 26-ounce bottle of alcohol. The modern bottle is actually 750 mL (25.36 oz), but it is still commonly called a two-six nonetheless. (See also: two-four.)

I finished off a two-six of rum in one evening, and did not feel good the next morning.

by Some Guy (2q38f7bdo73h2sdlh) October 13, 2005

Two-Face

Someone who pretends to be your friend but talks negatively about you when you're not around

I thought Kaila was my friend, but it turns out she talks shit about me behind my back, what a two-face.

by Carnalidge April 5, 2009

two flusher

A dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.

Excuse me folks but I must hit the can. This could be a two flusher!

by Larryfun September 11, 2005