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tweed

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Someone or something that is as or more annoying as a new wool sweater or cloth when worn against bare skin.
"Gosh, he just won't shut up! He's such a tweed!"
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hiney tweets

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What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.
It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018
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Tweed'd

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Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone
by Dave April 16, 2005
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Tweenster

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Suburban white bread 5th and 6th graders, who think they know everything, and do not want to be referred to as "children".
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".

- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.

-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".

-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.

-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
Normal 10 year old- "Wanna go play with dolls?"
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
by PseudonymixYah March 14, 2009
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tweedle

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The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.
Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?
by D. Vista April 26, 2005
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Tweeder

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A Person Who Has Way To Much Fun, Does What They Want When They Want, And Has No Regards For Conciquences Or Who/What They May Harm
Randomly Runs Up To Someones Car And Kicks In All The Windows "Your Friend Looks At You Man Your Such A Tweeder"
by Travis Raymond October 3, 2007
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Ghetto Tweets

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When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.
Examples of Ghetto Tweets:

#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb

#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
by Lavezzi May 21, 2010
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