Twasted

To get completely blitzed off straight twisted teas. To be considered twasted, you must drink an unhealthy amount of tweas in one night, text 3 absolute 6s or lower, and go unconscious.

“Oooohhh big daddy. We about to get straight twasted tonight!!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

Twarted

When a women splits her fanny in half.also known as twarted

I’ve just did a split and twartedmyself

by Big pumpum getter June 23, 2022

Twarted

When a male/female is twerking and farting at the same time.

Alan was at the club when he twarted in Michelle’s face.

by SleepingSlayer October 30, 2022

Twatted

When some one makes a complete and total bitch out of you.

Johnathon got twatted in the video chat room earlier today.

by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013