I like trains

A quotation used by a small british child to summon a large train, which crushes him and others in the process.

Random person: Die potato!
Kid: I like trains
Random person: oh wait NO NO NO!
(train goes by and kills random person and potato)

by El Tobino September 30, 2011

Conversation Train

A conversation that, unless you were already part of, will not allow other's to join in, as it has already left the conversation station. Created in 2007 at a highschool table used in a fix to exclude Josh from being part of a conversation.

Guy1: So i was like 'yeah sure why not'
Josh: What are you guys talkin about?
Guy2: Conversation train josh, you missed it.
Josh: You know what Benson? You're an ass.

by Colonel_TEE3 February 20, 2009

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.

Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Trains and Tunnels

A euphemism for sex. Where the train is the penis, and the tunnel is the vagina.

Gary and Lisa have went upstairs to play trains and tunnels

by Dubsteppin June 17, 2009

waze train

When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

I've been the third car in this Waze train since La Brea.

by People Paula March 4, 2017

Trainable Fern

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011

Pain Train

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.

Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm

by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019