I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 02, 2022
When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.
by Phoodawg July 04, 2022
by Twurzy July 07, 2018
Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.
by FloydDaPrince November 02, 2023
A man with an exceptionally large dick
by peachpussy June 07, 2019