Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

by MLB Knights September 13, 2010

touchdowns

noun - a term used to describe a woman's breasts. The word's origin stems from the word "titties" which also is slang for a woman's breasts.

The phonetic pronunciation of "tittes" is almost identical to the abreviation for touchdowns commonly known as "TD's".

The word is always used in a complimentary manner.

In conversation:

"Hey Joe how about our waitress last night."

"I know did you see the touchdowns on her?...just perfect."

by Nightriderjoe October 8, 2009

touchdown

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time

HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!

by revolution December 7, 2004

touchdown jeff

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.

guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.

by fatassler34 February 7, 2010

Touchdown

Often to used in MMORPG's when something new or something of value is discovered by the players.

"Hey Anth, I finally found those raptors!"
"TOUCHDOWN!!"

by Reark May 13, 2005

touchdown dance

When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.

"Woo hoo, we just won, let's do the touchdown dance!"

by Jimmy Schwantz November 29, 2007

Touchdown

The act of bumming or sampling something, usually food or drugs, from a friend or even a stranger.

Holy smokes, you guys got pizza? Let me touchdown on some of that.

by Hollywood Kid May 23, 2008