Kentucky Fried Torchic

A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.

1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!

by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010

pee pee toucher

homosexual male

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.

by sealion8 January 7, 2009

Baby Toucher

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

by D Money October 22, 2003

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015

touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.

It's all right Allison, she's touched.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

soul toucher

1. To fuck a person's body and mind so good their soul belongs to you.

2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.

Guy 1: Hey man we kind of hungry and low on money.

Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.

Guy1: You got it like that!

Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.

Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.

by DragonFly Jones October 21, 2009

toche

The male equivalent of a cunt pronounced toe-ch

Dude why is that guy being such a toche right now?

by roy the destroyer00 July 15, 2011