Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.

$11.00 service charge? what the hell?

by v1cious May 14, 2004

worky ticket

Pushing ones luck. Pull a fast one.
Causing trouble, sometimes in a mischevious way, sometimes in an agressive way.
Used in North East England.

'By.. what a worky ticket he is!!'
or .. 'He's really working his ticket with me!'

by nicola usher September 5, 2008

tinker stinker

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

by taylen24 October 14, 2013

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

tinkerbell'd

when you go out and get drunk with your buddies, with the thought of acid in the background of your mind. then y'alll arrive back to the pad, and y'all take some acid and feel hella fucked up.

Dude1: dude we should get some JIB
dude2: yeah that sound like pretty cool thing to do while were drunk.
dude3: yeah lets do it
dude4: Nah fuck that shit i got acid lets get tinkerbell'd

by almondroca April 20, 2011

Tinkerfuck

Someone who constantly merges two ideas that don't fit together "because it's cool".

"Andy, what if there was a game like assassins creed, but with Pokemon?"
"Brian, that's stupid, quit being a tinkerfuck."

by Buggums March 14, 2022

Tilkedrome

High class modern motorsport circuit usually designed by racetrack designer Hermann Tilke or his company. All of these circuits share certain characteristics (long straights, hard hairpin-like braking zones, esses and expansive tarmac runoff, sometimes painted over). They are often deemed 'unoriginal' or 'dull', due to similar corner combinations and high emphasis on safety and spectator experience.

"Why there are so many boring Tilkedromes on the F1 calendar! They are taking space from actually good circuits like Sepang."
"But... But Sepang is a Tilkedrome as well."

by EiEfKei April 5, 2022