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Thundercunt

one whose cuntiness is so advanced you brace for impact
fuck get ready thundercunt is coming!
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Thunderfunk

Thunderfunk is the world’s greatest band
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Thundercunt

The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.

Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.

Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.

Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*

Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”

Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
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ThunderCunt

When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man
Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me
by Shower_Shiter_Duo November 7, 2023
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Doubledeckered Thundercunt

A female who is extremely negative and disruptive who brings thoughts of suicide and violence to other people through verbal and physical assault.
Becky was acting like a doubledeckered thundercunt when she became triggered by the white cis male.
by EkkolocaJhin August 28, 2017
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hoofwanking thundercunt

Complete and utter fool of the highest order used to describe a moron
Whoever thought tony Blair deserves a knighthood is a hoofwanking thundercunt
by Fapkins January 1, 2022
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Kylie the thundercunt

She is an amazing person a great friend And I can trust her..but she plays fortnite on mobile.......AND SHES A SIMP
Ugh that dishwasher is such a Kylie the thundercunt
by Clairhotgirl69 April 30, 2020
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