dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

thicking

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time

After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.

by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019

shop thrifting

When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.

That woman over there is shop thrifting, what a cheap bitch.

by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007

Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

Thonking

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G

John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?

by EcxsVoc June 16, 2017

Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

by sumguy91 July 31, 2012