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there is no God

What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe
Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."
by lexiphile March 5, 2009
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there's no i in team

The meaning of teamwork. No individual glory.
There is no "I" in team, but there is one in KISS MY ASS!!
by Blue Gender May 21, 2004
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There it is

English phrase, the literal meaning of which is obvious.

In American English, the phrase is commonly associated with American servicemen in Vietnam, and to a lesser extent, with American veterans of the Vietnam War.

The particular usage of American servicemen varied wildly. While the phrase could be used literally, it was often used in a figurative, and decidedly fatalistic, sense. The meaning was usually something along the lines of, "I cannot put into words what I mean, but this situation/scene/event/dead body/etc contains all the truth necessary to understand precisely what I mean, if you can only see it through the right eyes. I don't know how to express that truth or I do know the right words but it would be too painful for me to actually express them."

The phrase was the most common example of "grunt lingo" and was repeated ad nauseum.
There it is, they'd say, over and over, as if the repetition itself were an act of poise, a balance between crazy and almost crazy, knowing without going. There it is, which meant be cool, let it ride, because oh yeah, man, you can't change what can't be changed, there it is, there it absolutely and positively and fucking well is.
by The_Egoist April 4, 2011
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There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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There is no spoon

Quote from The Matrix, stating that the spoon Neo holds in his hand is not real, along with everything around him. Because of this, he learns how to manipulate it with his mind.

When people use it on the internet, they usually use it as a means of non-sense.
"There is no spoon..." ~ Neo

"OMG THERE IS NO SPEWN" ~ Thousands of dweebs on the internet
by 8-Bitty April 17, 2004
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There For Tomorrow

Band with the band members Maika Maile (lead singer/guitarist) Christian Climer (lead guitarist) Chris Kamrada (drummer) and Jay Enriquez (bass guitar)
Have been on tour with Hit the Lights in Tokyo, Japan.
Go to Warped Tour, medley of different bands that play.
Now, on Manatour with mixed bands.

Pretty much best band ever.
Girl 1: Whoa. I just listened to the best band ever.
Girl 2: Who? There for Tomorrow?
by I'llBeThereforTomorrow October 25, 2009
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there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.
girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.
by Tessie H. October 11, 2010
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