rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.

Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”

by Lavoipierre December 22, 2022

Rural MomCom

Noun/ A type of comedy that attempts to be humorous using themes such as agriculture, ridged child rearing and inappropriate flatulence.

I heard a Rural MomCom comedian at the bar and believe she’s one step away from doing Golden Corral commercials.

by Dillardfire46 October 22, 2018

Rural Dictionary

An Oxford-like dictionary dedicated to local languages spoken primarily in rural areas like the Frisian language, preserving unique dialects and linguistic heritage.

The Rural Dictionary is essential for people to understand the Frisian language, helping to keep Frisian local culture alive.

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

rural

in, relating to, or characteristic of the countryside rather than the town

Royal rulers ruled rural republics.

by bluestinger66 February 3, 2025

rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.

Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack

by Neuhiem June 2, 2016

Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street

Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'

by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009

washburn rural middle school

A middle school full of pot-heads and suicidal people. It's very clicky and if your lgbt other students will not respect you but teachers will. It has a ton of electives and great staff. Some kids are friendly. The sports are great.

1. I go to washburn rural middle school and it's pretty good.

by Aaron the christian trans boy March 14, 2019