hoovering

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.
by Jake March 11, 2004
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Hoover damn

1. An expression used when one is screwed out of a large amount of money due to economic struggle

2. An expression used when an economic struggle interferes with a person's ordinary life
1. "I was hoping for a big christmas bonus but Hoover damn it I only got another hundred bucks"

2. "Man, I can't go to the bar tonight, my paycheck was too low."
"Hoover damn, dude. Hoover damn."
by rcalebvines April 17, 2009
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mood hoover

Someone who sucks all the good feelings out a room. They are obsessed with doom and gloom and that is where there conversations are focued.
Oh no, here comes the mood hoover to share his misery.
by Gailstar May 10, 2007
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Hoover

a man that needs anger managment, AA, and drug rehab. also likes to fight alot. does lots of drugs and fucks dirty rhinos.
by u February 07, 2003
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Hoover Nelrose

The act done shortly after Reaming, where two men suck the green, pussy discharge out of the womens ripped anus, and spread the thick pile around their face. The women then sucks the guy off spreading the cum in with the discharge around his face, for the women to then scrape off and spread around her wet, shaven pussy. The guy then licks her out and finishing the sequence by swallowing the end product.
Fucking hell, i dont just wanna fuck that girl, I wanna do the Hoover Nelrose with her!
by JohnnieBmkxzcngj July 27, 2010
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Hoover flags

Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.
Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"
by Jomez March 10, 2006
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Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.
Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.
by Pooper123123 January 03, 2009
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