Texting

A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.

A texting conversai is sually somewhere along these lines:

"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wad up"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg, u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

texting

A dumb way to communicate. True. You can talk to several people at one time, but most of the converstaions are entierly useless. A pansy way to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and ask someone out. Teenagers use it to worsen their english skills except for a few smart ones. Easier than a phone call sometimes, but also taxing and dumb. A phone is supposed to be used to CALL people, not type.

(1)

Katie- (texting) u rlly r a gr8 guy but i dnt s us gowen newhere
John-(texting) Can you just call me? It would be so much easier.
Katie-(texting) Na I dnt wana hear u cry over da phone txten is easir.
John-(texting) You're such a retard. You can barely talk. (tries to call)
Katie-(ignores and starts to text) U ass.

(2)
A bunch of friends sitting at Taco Bell. One guy gets mad at his friend for a stupid joke. He drives off, pissed. Sends text message to girl saying, "U bitch! I cant believe u said dat!
Girl-(texts back) ....Di d you seriously just drive off and text me?

by Chilli_Pepper June 26, 2009

textingship

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.

brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.

by fuxbitches January 5, 2012

tickle texting

flirtatious interactions that occur via text message, not to be confused with sexting

I was tickle texting with jake last night.

by Moira peterson June 14, 2010

Texting Whore

Someone who texts more than 3 or 5 people frequently or on a daily basis. Teenage girls typically like to do this. The problems with this are:

1:Its annoying because this person will only give you one word replies.

2:They will take FOREVER to reply.

3:There's no life in the conversation.

4:And it's just annoying seeing as how this person will text you at innapropriate hours (ex: at the can, in class or someplace quiet, or simply during a time when you just don't feel like talking to anyone)

This is how a converstaion between you and a Texting Whore will typically go:

Whore: Heyy

You: Hey

(10 min later)
Whore: Whats up?

You: Just watching tv. You?

(another 10 min into the future)
Whore: lol

You: I don't get how that was funny?

(surprisingly this took her 1 min to reply)
Whore: Wat?

You: Me watching tv

(like almost 20 min later)
Whore: lol

You: How many people are you talking to?

(5 min)
Whore: Like 7

You: Goodbye

by MyNameIsSolo May 30, 2010

crack texting

To sit for hours texting back and forth with one or more people about nothing just for the sake of texting. It is as if you can't stop, you need it, just like crack.

I tried to talk to susie while we were out, but she was so busy crack texting that I left with this guy I met there.

by Gearls April 26, 2008

Chronic Texting

When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.

Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"

by lukepatty317 November 26, 2010