testie

jane and john are testies
by shake.. June 14, 2022
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testie

totally besties- someone who has been with you through it all
by shake.. June 14, 2022
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Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.
John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...
by Elon Stonks June 10, 2021
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Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.
"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."
by SMAMSMUNG January 09, 2024
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testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!
by Emmd September 13, 2021
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goat testy

"man, that goat testy tasted good.
by super sven February 28, 2009
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space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.
Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."
by Captain Antidote March 01, 2011
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