telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

by blueberry panda January 6, 2014

Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009

Testastrogen

The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.

Lets go buy some testastrogen pills and get fucked up!!

by Kat November 15, 2003

T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies

Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)

What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula

by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011

Testosterone

A hott guy, good looking gentlemen.

I smell testosterone!!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Lookin' for testosterone!"

by B and K January 21, 2005

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012

Terrasite

A fictional subset of materials that are invincible to all outside influences other than gravity and other forms of Terrasite. All forms of Terrasite are not made of protons, electrons or neutrons and are instead made of their own particles. There are multiple forms of Terrasite which include, but are not limited to, solidified, liquid, energized, glass, and dead Terrasite

The Terrasite bullet fired, hitting the outside hull of one side of the ship and penetrating the other side.

by theultimateasian March 21, 2013