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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021
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Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."
by D_T_Le July 26, 2009
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techno-tard

noun
tek-noh-tahrd
a person with inadequate technological skills, not proficient with computers and/or other technology
Bob: I crashed my damn computer again!
Steve: Jeeze, you're such a techno-tard dude.
Bob: I know I think I repel computers!
by rougeposter February 28, 2011
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techno-tard

anyone who has absolutely no knowledge of modern technology
he couldnt even figure out how to switch on his monitor....what a techno-tard
by adz[FF] February 2, 2008
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techtarded

A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.
The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.

You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.
by Mr Savlon September 24, 2009
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Technotronics

The electronical study of Techno music.
1: "So what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
2: "Oh, you know, I'm gonna get my Technotronics degree in Technotronic Engineering".
1: "Technotronics?"
2: "Yeah, the electronical study of Techno music".
1: "How can you study Teco music?"
2: "Electronically, of course".
by ChellyChu July 28, 2011
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techno tard

someone who afraid/ignorant of electrical devices
e.g. phones, power tools ect.
haha that moron just stuck a fork in the wall socket what a techno tard
by r_u retarded April 16, 2009
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