Technobladed

Technoblade (verb) means when someone gets targeted so they won't win the Minecraft Monday tournament and win the big money prize.

"I Technobladed Skeppy in first round of Hunger Games"

by RekyHere August 26, 2019

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He is:

The Blood god
A nerd with hots elbows
#1 in potatos
The 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans
Just peppa pig on steroids

he has 3.41 million subs on youtube pogchamp

"It stays in the pit"
-Technoblade

by bloodforthebloodgod November 13, 2020

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The second worse thing that happened to those orphans AKA BLOOD GOD

Technoblade is the kid of phil

by dreamSMP November 21, 2020

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A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)

“Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade

by Asdfloopers:) October 21, 2021

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a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

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A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

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