Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

Technoblade

A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)

“Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade

by Asdfloopers:) October 21, 2021

Technoblade

Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him

Technoblade problem there no is not.

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Technoblade

A very wholesome and funny pig, that kills orphans and is good at bedwars.
On YouTube he is close at 15 million subscribers.

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" -Technoblade

by EBtPGyt July 13, 2022

Technoblade

RIP Technoblade/Alex he was gone to soon let the man rest

RIP Technoblade may be rest

by Butterfly person August 5, 2022

Technoblade

Never dies

Technoblade never dies

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

Technoblade

A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)

Technoblade Hates Kids

by Marshmallow1234455677 May 3, 2022