Teavangelical

A bacteria that grows in the rectum which turns all the farts that come out into super-smelly farts. This revolting bacteria is really fucking obnoxious, and is definitely NOT a legit political ideology.

Jim: I think there's something in my ass.
Jane: Is it a turd?
Jim: No, it's definitely dumber than a turd.
Jane: Well your farts have been pretty nasty. Maybe you got some Michele Bachmann up in that ass?
Jim: I don't know if it's MB herself, but for sure some kind of Teavangelical.

by HNDA September 24, 2011

Teagan

Teagan might be a gypsy, but by all accounts she's a blue blooded American girl, I tell you what. Teagan has a strong back, great for lifting heavy things if you need her to, but don't ask her because she doesn't respond well to questions. Teagan can crush a bag of grapes with her thighs, and says she can do larger and more difficult fruits if the opportunity ever arises. Teagan has a wonderful smile, but a terrible frown, and a middle of the road wink. If Teagan asks you for money, lend it to her. The chances of her paying you back are pretty high, from what I've been told. Teagan has long brown hair, but she'll cut it for the right role in this movie I'm doing about jungle commandos who are also talking puppies. The voice of the main puppy is Ray Romano.

I found out Teagan stole all my disposable cameras, and I had photos on there that I haven't gotten developed yet. This is a real bummer.

by GoodBoyToastBoy May 3, 2018

Teavantesticles

Tea Party Evangelicals that are nuts.

Teavantesticles don't believe in science but will pray for rain, how nutty is that?

by studiolib September 4, 2011

Travanazzo

It can be both a very stunning person or a very ugly one.

Ew did u see Connor? Such a travanazzo!

by gerryscotti June 25, 2020

thavana

Thavana is the greatest girl living in this world
And she will be having a second name called Sai

Thavana Sai is a good girl

by No44 November 25, 2021

Teagan

teagan is a kind beautiful human being, shes always there for you and always gets the guys. shes hot and is never single. shes a homie hopper as u would say or easy.

i need a gf

then ask out teagan

by finnin June 10, 2022

Thavanes

He is very annoying but endearing.

he goes "chill bro" for almost everything u say

Person 1: "AYO THAVANES C'MERE"
Thavanes: "Chill bro."

by ciiphr- October 16, 2022