2 definitions by GoodBoyToastBoy
A hungry boy with a big temper and even bigger shoe size, because of his swollen ankles due to his kidney disease. John is always willing to help out a friend, especially if that friend has recently come upon a windfall of inheritance when his or her grandparent has passed away suddenly. John has strong kicks and punching skills, and has a basic comprehension of Microsoft Office Suite 2010. Don't cross John when he's watching Family Feud, or you'll find out first hand the passionate rage that bubbles and boils inside of his belly. Also, great kisser when you're sleeping.
by GoodBoyToastBoy January 19, 2018
Teagan might be a gypsy, but by all accounts she's a blue blooded American girl, I tell you what. Teagan has a strong back, great for lifting heavy things if you need her to, but don't ask her because she doesn't respond well to questions. Teagan can crush a bag of grapes with her thighs, and says she can do larger and more difficult fruits if the opportunity ever arises. Teagan has a wonderful smile, but a terrible frown, and a middle of the road wink. If Teagan asks you for money, lend it to her. The chances of her paying you back are pretty high, from what I've been told. Teagan has long brown hair, but she'll cut it for the right role in this movie I'm doing about jungle commandos who are also talking puppies. The voice of the main puppy is Ray Romano.
I found out Teagan stole all my disposable cameras, and I had photos on there that I haven't gotten developed yet. This is a real bummer.
by GoodBoyToastBoy January 19, 2018