A man or woman of high ignorance and disrespect that dresses like Jersey Shore or wears overly priced clothing for the reason of being overpriced. The characteristics of these reality show byproducts are summed up by bad attitudes, trend following, loud annoyingmusic, and an excess of cologne and makeup.
Whoa, check out those bronze things with funny-looking clothesover there.
Uh-oh, swaggot alert!
That one kidnobody likes. You know, the one who overuses trends far past their deaths.
John: I hate that guy, he's such a fucking swaggot...
Robert: Did you really just use that word in a sentence? You're such a fucking moron.
John: Yeah, I know haha
Robert: No but serious, get the fuck out of here.
Those hipster/street dressing assholes who act like they're better than you. The ones who talk all that street talk when they're really from the 'burbs.
Joe - I can't stand Dominic! He's such an asshole!
Glenn - Yeah, he acts all cool and shit. He's such an asshole to everyone.
Joe - Yeah, fuck him bro! He's a swaggot!