3 definitions by motleychristo

Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"
Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.

Oh god what happened?

He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
by motleychristo November 23, 2013
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A man or woman of high ignorance and disrespect that dresses like Jersey Shore or wears overly priced clothing for the reason of being overpriced. The characteristics of these reality show byproducts are summed up by bad attitudes, trend following, loud annoying music, and an excess of cologne and makeup.
Whoa, check out those bronze things with funny-looking clothes over there.
Uh-oh, swaggot alert!
by motleychristo December 4, 2014
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A disease some men get where they have to abruptly stop and fap. Also known as Compulsive Masturbation Disorder or CMD.
See that guy pocket jerking?
Yeah. He probably has the brupfaps.
by motleychristo July 24, 2014
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