swaggle

Things that sway back and forth

"I was walking holding this fish with gigantic lips and the seam from the center of the lips swaggled back and forth slightly".

It was really funny!!!

by A's September 22, 2005

swaggle

to masterbate, jerk off, or oterwise beat your meat while your parents, or someone else you don't want to discover what you're doing, is home (i.e...... girlfriend)

Dude I swaggled while my mom was fixing chicken in the kitchen...... right next to my room!!!!!!! i had porn and chickin fixin' sound at the same time, and it was HOT!!!!

by curlybopeep October 2, 2004

Swagglehorned

To be raped metaphorically with a thrusting motion and no lubrication. Disappointed.

I was suppose to go on the boat but it rained all day, I was swagglehorned by mother nature, and it hurt.

by mynoduesp1234 June 24, 2009

swaggle

swag = shit
fraggle = wasteman
wasteman = looser that plays runescape all day

a cross between swag and fraggle

swaggle = an annoying mugget who does shit all

barney ~ saff joe ,, what yuh do todaii .?

joe - umm runescape :P

barney ~ all day .??

joe - yehh bwoii

barney ~ ohh meh daiis you swaggle!! i went on club penguin!!

by Barney && Joe XD May 3, 2008

waggable

How easy it would be to wag a lesson.

Person 1: The teachers aren't paying attention this lesson

Person 2: Yeah, it's really waggable!

by Longjohns Gilet May 30, 2023

swabbable

That can be worked with a swab

Some medical devices are delicate and swabbables

by Dandilepan August 22, 2008

Swaggle Switch

The male reproductive organ, which when in the on position, causes you to be over-confident.

Jessica: Oh he must be a gangster

John: No he's just got his Swaggle switch on. Because, he saw you.

by J-six April 27, 2009