The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate)

A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!

Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.

by mildlyaphasic January 30, 2009

Double wishbone suspension

When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.

by Roostafy April 21, 2003

suspenders

When a girls tits are laying out and too much cleavage is exposed

person: Hey Rebecca! you need some suspenders!

by Liz Waters January 1, 2007

suspension

the underlying functionality of any system, as regards its ability to adapt to changing circumstances

i'm not sure i can cope with these guys. they're bringing up stuff that is totally challenging my suspension. we need our actual alpha code geeks here. it'll shoot them down instanter.

by decunningham August 21, 2003

suspenders

An excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.

Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."
Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"
Nerd: "Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

suspension

to shove some hooks in your back and be connected to chains so you can hang by your skin.

Joey stayed in suspension for 17 minutes as others gawked in awe.

by tweak August 18, 2003

Suspended Congress

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.

i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up

by sloth0629 November 21, 2010