Susie me 

Word of recent origin: When a woman holds a man’s perineum for long periods of time while stroking his shaft. Not a reference to the female name but to a corruption of “sues me”. Referring to usually long length of legal litigation as a masturbatory act. Originated in some Southern US legal circles.

I asked her to Susie me and it took a while but he blew my briefs.

Susie me by Countkrolock July 10, 2025

Susie's Idea 

Word derived from Deltarune ch 4, meaning a stupid idea that somehow works perfectly.

jimmy: I'm gonna sneak out to the party
carl: how your parents are strict
jimmy: Susie's idea is what I'm thinking

Susie's Idea by GreatBluePotato September 28, 2025

Susie's Idea

Sometimes, people tend to overthink things, making problems larger or more unfixable in their heads than they really are. This is the opposite of that. This is making an attempt to understand what you see in the simplest terms, and come up (likely really stupid) plans that somehow work. May involve throwing things, people, or yourself.

Derives from a reoccurring battle option in Deltarune, in which Susie's ideas are indeed crazy but end up being the most effective, anyway. ̶I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶i̶c̶i̶d̶a̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶4̶

S: "Kris! I got an idea... But, uh... You're gonna have to put your life in my hands... Kinda, literally. ...Damn, what am I asking for!? We both know I got this, right!? Let's go!!"
*Your soul is shining... a new ACT appeared!
❤️Susie's Idea

Susie's Idea by Anaea January 15, 2026

swingset susie 

1. any obscure crossword puzzle clue that is considered far too cryptic for the common man
2. an effeminate person

What is this bs? Six letters meaning "former African capital?" That's a total swingset susie...

swingset susie by tacostacos November 24, 2005

slutty susie 

Brown, dirty snow mixed with water; a partly melted slushy snow mixture.

The snow turned to slutty susie after it hit the road.

slutty susie by BoboFern December 14, 2008

Two Finger Susie 

Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.

Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.

Two Finger Susie by Smilin' Bob August 11, 2008

Choosy Susie

A hoe who keeps switching her pimp

Pimp Mack: Alfonz, damnit, Fonda is leavin again!

Pimp Fonzo: Yeah she is one Choosy Susie!

Choosy Susie by larzen November 1, 2007