surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.
Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"
by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 28, 2018
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Surfacism

The belief that something of close resemblance, popularity, or attraction holds more value or credibility than something else.

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John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.

Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.

John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!

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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?

Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.
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surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.
I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.
by Andrew Barnes April 02, 2022
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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
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surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.
The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.
by soilscienceguy December 01, 2017
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Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
by firepitt September 29, 2022
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Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.
Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.
by Sarcastic K October 02, 2014
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