Ketty Shuffle

When you have taken too much ketamine and you can't walk properly. You "shuffle" about.

Look at that bag head doing the ketty shuffle!

by Auntie Joolie March 19, 2009

schodrow shuffle

when you put abuse on your body by using high grade meth for at least 9 or 10 days straight with out sleeping, causing your body movements to shuffle and prance around when trying to walk with beautiful facial movement and flailing your arms all over the place.

1.) larry '' what the fuck is that guy doing over there? looks like tweaker ballet!''
shelly ''no that's jason doing the schodrow shuffle!''
2.) joe '' i need to get some good gak?!''
destin ''call over to dottys! marc and victor can help.''
joe ''they got the kill?''
destin ''fuck ya , they were doing the schodrow shuffle all over the place flailing from one video poker machine to another and winning! made me jones just looking at them!''
joe ''come on let's go! don't you want to schodrow shuffle too?''

by Markie_Marc May 3, 2018

Wal Mart Shuffle

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.

Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.

by AgentX23 March 2, 2009

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

donk shuffle

A trick in skateboarding. A lip trick in which one switches their feet on the coping. Can be linked with other tricks.

How does that kid keep from hanging up on the coping when he does that donk shuffle?

by Skate Zombie January 16, 2007

Futsal Shuffle

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.

“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”

by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011