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Study Boner

The inability to study due to decreased blood flow to brain due to excess blood flowing to the penis. Academics often have fantasies of hot females naked thus distorting their trail of thought. Often leads to masturbation which is followed by a productive period of study proceeded by fatigue.
"I was just about to start Anatomy when I discovered I had a study boner"
by McNultyfied February 28, 2012
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Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.
*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."
by TDYVK September 14, 2011
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studalicious

adj. The quality of being an absolute and utter stud. The quality of being able to make women drool just by looking at them. Also characterized by random winks to people of any gender.
Wow, Mr. Sloan is studalicious~!
by studalicious February 16, 2006
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study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.
Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
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Happy studying

lit. "have fun studying." Not meant to be taken literally, but more in a sarcastic undertone.
Girl: Yea, I got the Chem final tomorrow... gotta study still.
Guy: Haha, me too. Happy studying!
by denzelnolet April 26, 2010
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study

Memorizing material the day before a test (the day of for some) and completely forgetting all the information exactly after the test is taken, or sometimes even before.
Oh crap the test is tomorrow! I guess I should study. I wonder what chapters it's on.
by Jen3113 June 21, 2009
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study

pointless action of overworking the brain, memorizing information to find the test has none of that information on it
study or write entries for urbandictionary, either way you'll fail.
by alllyy 69 January 20, 2008
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