Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Strangle Fruit

Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect

Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen

Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?

by Aproximately November 1, 2021

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024

Strangle

Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.

Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2023

I Want to strangle you

Get over here

Me: I Want To Strangle you.
You: Ok

by Ron ark May 3, 2022

Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive

Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.

by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017

Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

by jiffnep April 1, 2022