Cloud Strife

Character of Final Fantasy VII, often regarded as one of the most popular and recognizable characters the video game industry has ever seen. Most noted for the love triangle between him, Aeris and Tifa, and off course *lol* his Spikey Hair

Cloud is the coolest

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

off strategy

You're doing everything right, but your dumbass professor doesn't think so.

Student: Here's my project. I followed your exact specifications.
Gord: YOU'RE OFF STRATEGY!
Student: fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

by fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk November 24, 2009

stratejacket

Alias of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Member Wish Bone.

"Wish Bone" aka "Stratejacket", "Big Wish"

by Lamin Badibo September 12, 2007

Strategically Late

The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.

I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.

by Mark Scott 69 February 27, 2009

Stragedy

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure

(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.

by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

strategic wank

Masturbation carried out a period of time before intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation.

“Tomorrow night love”

by Ian S August 7, 2005