What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
by MiTuCents February 6, 2012
Get the Shoot Me Now mug.An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.
Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.
by ephemerae December 9, 2004
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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
Get the scooter-excuse mug.October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”
by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019
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Get the shoot mug.The phrase that lets you know that you are trash at basketball. Often heard if you are in a shooting poisition with the ball in your hands.
by SorryBaller July 27, 2020
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