Hungarian stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus November 4, 2008

Loose Stool

when you cant control your shitting.

Damn dude i have loose stool. I just shat on myself.

by devo12665 February 17, 2006

stoolfart

a fart that smells like pure shit. sometimes even wrecks your underwear (usually does)

man, it smells like somebody took a dump. -nah, i just made a stoolfart.

by pogo October 7, 2004

stool

Defication from the anus of a person or creature.

After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.

by xaltien August 11, 2003

stool hand luke

a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her

Ed gave her a stool hand luke.

by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

Stoolish

Feculent, likened to the consistency, texture, color, odor of fecal material.

She's still draining something that is stoolish. -Doc in ICU

by Dr. RR November 25, 2015