Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
by RunawayPanda January 20, 2014
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Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet
Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"
by Gaz_Coleman June 05, 2012
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Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.
“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”
by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020
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westlife stools

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key
(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)
by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005
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stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
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Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.
by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 03, 2003
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Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils
See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard
by Crazysteve May 10, 2018
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