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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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Pro-stitute

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007
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Stitch nigga

Your best friend, name for generally close bros, greeting for your best friend
Bro 1: what's up stitch nigga?!?
Bro 2: nothin stitch nigga what's up with you
by Justablackguy December 22, 2013
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Stitches

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018
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stitchy

A word used to describe a gun especially in hoods from Brooklyn
yo bro pass me the stitchy I see some opps over there Around the corner I’m gon blast em
by Chasethemoney November 3, 2020
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stitch

Those boots she has on are stitch!
by dakotta December 19, 2004
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If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.
¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨
by DownerWee January 17, 2009
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