sgeezer

Is a person who is sneaky and sleezy at the same time. Can be a man or woman usually a man.

Your boyfriend over there is a sgeezer, flirting with all those ladies.

by AlyseP December 25, 2007

sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

Sweezer

A Man The Squeezes The Pussy So Hard It Juices The Girls Pussy.

Bro are you a fucking sweezer?

by MrSweezer December 23, 2016

Smeezer

A vaporization device

Ayo bro can a hit that smeezer of yours

by Adjectived January 18, 2022

Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006