Nip stache

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.

Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache

by nipstachecashstash January 14, 2017

Southern Stache

When a lady rides a man's face while sipping on an ice-cold sweet tea.

Last night my wife Billie gave me a Southern Stache and I'm wearing it well.

by southern_stache_4_lyfe January 29, 2020

molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.

The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

trash stache

when 12 y/o boys start to grow their "mustaches" and think they are cool for not shaving them.

"the 12 y/o think he is the shit for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood."

by ethanissoawesome October 27, 2008

stoner 'stache

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.

That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.

by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010

Stachehole

1)Pertaining to that of a hairy anus. Usually in reference to a female.

2) A hairy anus.

" I was about to put it in her pooper, when to my amazement I discovered she had a stachehole!"

" The hair on the rim of her butt was purely eccentric! Now that's what I call a stachehole!"

" Not even King-Kong would be able to grow a stachehole as vast as hers."

by Ardent Boober March 7, 2010

beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

by Sonny Bonds October 27, 2006