Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.

by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011

Status Assassin

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.

-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"

by BMonz February 5, 2012

status fucker

someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker

She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.

by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008

status bang

A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.

"Bob: Would you bang Margaret Thatcher?

Rob: Yea that's a legit status bang."

by Bark Bobber May 6, 2010

status that

When you see or do something that makes you want to run and update your facebook status and let all your friends know. Also can be used as "stat that"

I finally got that job I've been waiting on! I gotta status that!

by Ry-G. January 5, 2010

Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.

" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("

by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010

Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.

"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken

by ellejaytea November 5, 2010