Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 5, 2017

errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.

Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

Release a statement

To blow your load

I’m going to release a statement all over her back.

by Tmosfell May 22, 2023

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023

A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.

"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.

Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"

by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023