dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 5, 2012

Rapist Stache

A mustache that makes you look like a sexual deviant

Oye, have you seen Sean's rapist stache? It make him look like tremendo violador!!!

by Pasacio June 29, 2013

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)

I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.

by resto776 September 1, 2009

Crosby 'Stache

The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache

Shit! I have to shave. I'm starting to get a Crosby 'Stache!

by The Abdominator 2 November 4, 2010

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

bust-stache

The act of blowing your load all over a girl's face and smearing it across the top of her upper lip in the form of a mustache.

Lenny: Dude, you never showed last night, where were you?

Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!

by Terry Logan September 14, 2006